(I just woke up, so my thoughts get extra crazy, off the hook...)
1. Don't take advantage of the fact that I am her brother and I can babysit more often than you and her father! I have a cut off period, bring your ass over her when you get off of work, not when you feel like it. This is why I avoid keeping her, cause ya'll wear it out. Just because I am a writer and I sit around and write all day and control my empire doesn't mean that I want to be watching 3 year olds after hours. The last time I check my motor skills were in tact.
2. stricken from the record.
3. I want some raw vegetables from the Souplantation. But I am not leaving my box with a three year old in tow. God that child know's she gets it from her momma.
4. Did I tell you that I hate falling asleep before 5 P.M.? This throws off my writing cycle.
5. I am pissed off that regular gas is 2.55 a gallon, and I have a 30 gallon tank. I will be walkin after dark like a hooker in a lop-sided wig and dirty boots.
I'll be back....