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11.29.2010

Hot dam hoe, here we go again...

  • Hi Guys? Does anyone still read this thing? How was your Thanksgiving?
  • I almost forgot that I'm on my period again. It's always the last week of the month...
  • It's official. I'm over Thanksgiving. I hate turkey, unless it's that HoneyBaked Turkey breast that I don't mind paying for.
  • My liposuction that was scheduled for 11/23/10 was upstaged by family drama....I'll talk about that after I finish processing it. (The family drama)
  • I'd be so annoyed if my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night (2 a.m.) to talk on the phone...especially if I said I'm sleep. 
  • I got invited to a party last night. I appreciate when people invite me places. My attorney and I went, mingled and conquered.
  • I know they're waiting for it.
  • Do people think I'm stupid? I guess. If you challenge me...know what you're getting yourself into.
  • I didn't watch all of the Soul Train Awards because I was catching up on DVR stuff. But when did R. Kelly get cakes like that?
  • I think it's safe to say that I don't ever remember R. Kelly or any other pedophile look that good. My loins were frothing at the sight of him. He turned me on so much, I almost pulled my dick out and started beating it right in my attorney's living room. :-/
  • Speaking of DVR, I finally saw Oprah interview Michael Jackson's momma. Oprah is clearly tired after 25 years. Katherine Jackson is a gag! It was like watching two girl friends, especially when Katherine told Oprah, "It was more than two. He was just embarrassed to tell you how many it was." Girl...we not gonna even get on Joe Jackson. But Blanket is his child, the other two are imposter's. 
  • The truth of the matter is, that my family has never supported me the way that I needed them to. I think I've finally accepted that. I'm emotionally over them...I feel nothing when it comes to them.
  • I hate having a cold...it's always dramatic. Blood, congestion, muscle pain and a bad batch of Theraflu. Besides, that Mucinex did nothing for me.
  • Drugs don't make me feel good anymore.
  • One of my roommates is a conniving, opportunistic, selfish, scathing, pathetic, two-faced, triflin, unbalanced asshole...just like most Libras. I despise him and I wish he'd do himself a favor and stop pretending to like me. I'm a big boy. I can handle a muthafucka not talking to me.
  • This has been a true transitional year.
  • I'm not disappointed in myself for aiming for a 2.0 GPA this semester. The shit that I've accomplished and had to juggle this year alone...I shouldn't have even been enrolled in school, let alone made it to the end of the semester.
  • I need to find a therapist quick. I'm starting to isolate myself again.
  • I'm done dealing with people who try to make me feel bad by saying "You think you know everything." No, I don't think I know everything, you think I know everything which is why you're always asking me to think and do shit for you - and get mad at me because you couldn't figure it out yourself. 
  • I'm so tired of having to deal with everyone else's problems.
  • If you don't have the capacity to tell me the truth, don't engage me.
  • After this last family gathering, I'm gonna sit out and skip the next few family events. Sorry. I don't have the emotional energy needed to complete those missions.
  • It's really time to upgrade my social network. Clearly it's all about who you know. People need to know me and I need to know them.
  • Last week, I had sex in L.A. That is one thing I miss about L.A. Something about L.A. niggas that get me going...nothing like L.A. swagg. Gave me just what I needed.
  • I love Nordstrom's shoe department. I did a total of how much I gave them in the month of November. Clearly that is somebodies rent payment and car payment combined. 
  • No Christmas gifts will be given this year. I'm the only recipient of my money.
  • I'm becoming more selfish...I see it.
  • I am so tired of traveling on planes...Last Friday I flew from the east coast to LAX to Canada back to LA back to the east coast. As my uncle said, "Your frequent flier account is going to be off the chain." Isn't it always? I have him to partially thank.
  • If you're going to talk shit to me, make sure you have your facts straight. Because I have no problem snatching your dignity and making you feel like shit...isn't that what you're trying to do to me? 
  • I'm very close to finally separating myself from Los Angeles. Who knew it would take this long?
  • Don't get mad at me because I force you to be responsible.
  • I've almost been living on the east coast for a year now.
  • I didn't think it would happen, but life is starting to harden me.
  • "Can't Be Friends" by @TreySongz is heavy in rotation.
  • Young boys (21-23) no longer interest me. I've never been a fan of bare pubes bitch. Don't get it twisted. No pedophile over here.
  • Speaking of young boys...they always seem to think I'm their age. I mean I guess it's a compliment, but Daddy is pushing 30. You will get eaten and beaten...I've been known to make niggas climb walls while my tongues are inside of them...lmao. 
  • I finally saw "For Colored Girls" yall fags need to shut the fuck up and get your DL panties out of a bunch. 
  • Mid-Terms were two weeks ago. Why am I still working on my take home mid-term? 
  • One day, you'll get what I've been trying to tell you. Then you'll understand why I don't fuck with these undiagnosed people.

11.17.2010

It's Terence, Trent Jackson if you're nasty.

  • There is nothing wrong for striving and wanting the best.
  • I realize that I have a harder hurtle to overcome, just because I am the one. The catalyst for change.
  • The truth is getting ready to shine brighter than the sun.
  • Love...
  • I can't wait for some of these people to turn on the T.V. and see me on it. Their faces are going to crack worse than the ash on a Nigerians foot.
  • Recognize me while I'm in front of you.
  • Why do I seriously be acting like I ain't got shit to do?
  • I don't understand why niggas keep using my toothpaste and eating my food. Nigga! You have not because you ask not! I mean, seriously, what if I started lacing the shit you keep taking without my permission and you get sick? Think about it.
  • The shit you do to others, keeps you where you are. Your private hell.
  • Pride comes before the fall.
  • My mother is against my liposuction mission this weekend. Yes bitch, I'm getting everything chopped and screwed harder than a T-Pain song, between my neck and waist. How you doin?
  • I keep having bad dreams that I end up like Gloria from "Waiting to Exhale." Down to the pool house, except it's in Bel Air, Ca...lmfao. At least she ends up with the guy that was decent looking. :-/ That's all that matters right? I need to reshuffle this deck...
  • I like to grocery shop...
  • I have legally changed the spelling of my Government name. I am no longer a Jr. Thanks! Give your children their own identities.
  • Watch what you generate and perpetuate.
  • I love a random phone call and or text message.
  • It really is a blessing to know and or have met successful people that you model yourself after.
  • I met Terry McMillan last night. She was everything I expected and more. She's a real person and that was very humbling for me to experience. I'll never forget that. I have a feeling we'll be friends.
  • I really need to check my eating habits. They are fuckin haywire. It's already bad enough, that I'm in a place in my life (fortunately) that I can eat whatever I want, when I want. (It hasn't always been like that. Trust. 
  • I think after this "family trip," which will be more like the Dr. Phil house on overdrive, without the moderation, my eating habits will resume back to normal. By the time you FEEL the weight it's too late..
  • I had a trainer 3 weeks ago.
  • Well, that's why this Beverly Hills Dr. is about to 90210 my ass...then I can skip back to my over-priced penthouse without furniture on Connecticut Avenue NW.
  • I'm depressed...For what though? Ahhh. I get it.
  • #weed is a #TruthSerum and Liquor is #LiquidKnowledge and #LiquidCourage
  • Watch I end up with a pro athlete who thoroughly enjoys my cooking...and my sex! And my decision making. Yup. And doesn't over involve himself in my book writing...but supports what I do. That should have been a #subtweet 
  • I think I'm ready. Been locked up in the house way too long.
  • "Move On Me" By Fantasia makes me want to write a treatment for her video.
  • "What's My Name?" by Rihanna makes me want to dance. That song is sexy for her...didn't she get a 7 album deal with DefJam? 
  • Speaking of that Bajan bitch, she put a spell on me. I loathe her with an antipathetic passion. She snagged me with "Rude Boy" now 6 months later I keep walking around singing, "Oh-na-nah, whats my name?"
  • I loved the video to "What's my name?" It normalized her until that random scene in which she sacrificed herself in front of that bonfire and did spastic dances that were obvious praises to the dark side. #BitchI'mGood
  • Actually that campfire scene in which she ritualistically sacrificed herself, reminded me of Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart.
  • If I couldn't eat bread anymore I think I'd become violent. 
  • "The ring is like a noose around the nuts."
  • Yeah, I'm having major anxiety about facing my uncle and my aunt simultaneously, whom both of which I hate from the furthest base in my scrotum. I just don't like people who don't take responsibility for their actions and then force themselves upon you. NIZZIT....#TryAgain
  • I realize how blessed I am.
  • I'm very grateful for all that God & the universe has bestowed upon me.

11.10.2010

Witty Wednesday

  • I guess my nigger ass boss just had to give me some "work" to do. Every other Thursday I have a team lead meeting, with all of the other department leads. The meeting was held today because of the holiday tomorrow. Most meetings last an hour...after the meeting, he told me I had another Government meeting to attend. I usually don't attend those unless my CIO (Chief Information Officer, the person that runs my office) requests it. He didn't. I told him there was no real purpose for me to go...long story short, he wanted me to take minutes. BITCH. Why did they do nothing but argue? They turned a 30 minute meeting into two hours of nothing! And the killer...my tape recorder stopped after 10 minutes of recording. LMFAO! See...he just couldn't be content without micromanaging. The moral of the story: Anytime you set a trap for someone, you get caught in it yourself. Hmmmhmm.
  • At this point, I'll just purchase Body Magic and a Slim-T to go over that. Thanks Kym!
  • Bitches be mad when you put them and yourself on blast. You take away their power and you maintain yours. Take a note bitch.
  • I'm not ashamed to throw my own ass under a moving bus. It allows me to examine my own stupidity, my own insecurities and it helps me make more educated decisions. Furthermore, it keeps me from dealing with dumb ass people.
  • I'm not exempt and we all need help.
  • I choose to work for the greater good, not only do I get unexpected bonuses and perks, the pay is consistent. 
  • It's so easy to be a bitter black bitch, plus the benefits suck worse than a sick drippy dick that gets worse by the day. Pretty soon you'll be acting like Cruella DeVille and looking like Whitney Houston at the height of her "Primo" addiction. :-/ Yall remember that shot that surfaced of her in that mangy fur coat with that young queen, picking up a 3 pack of magnums, on his way from the club. In case you forgot -------------------------------->
  • My boss gets his nut off by talking down to people. His wife must run the shit out of him. Ol' Cadillac driving, Homer Simpson looking, NewportBarcardi151RottenPussy smellin' ass nigga. He's too old to be carrying on like that! Sit the fuck down, collect a check and be glad you're not living off of social security. It's people worse off than you and you have the nerve to come to work fuckin' with folk! Be grateful hoe.
  • For Your Information, I will not catch my own self up by talking to much. If you want to know something, LISTEN to what I am telling you. If that's not enough, read my book. I only chirp on twitter and talk when I'm being paid.
  • I repeat myself for a reason.
  • This stupid ass nigga from high school, emails me: "Did I see you walking by the Capital building in D.C.?" Me: Yes. Him: "Please tell me you didn't move to D.C." Me: I didn't move to D.C. Him: "Every time I think you're out of my life, here you come again." Me: I am out of your life. You fuckin' emailed me bitch. Next time you see me, don't say shit to me and stop seeking me out. I don't like you, I don't want to fuck with you. I didn't say shit to your weird looking ass. I forgot to add that he stole the grinder that my uncle purchased for me on my birthday excursion to Amsterdam. That motherfucker is going to have a karmic episode for that shit. I just hope that he's mentally strapped to handle all the negativity that going to come back and bite him in the ass.
  • Why do people always act surprised when bad shit happens to them? You really can't expect anything to go right in your life until you treat people right and respect God. Bow down bitch.
  • It's been a long time coming.
  • There is one male friend that I absolutely love. Like, I love that dude for life. #Nohomo
  • When you treat people right. You are treated right.
  • You wouldn't believe me if I told you that 6 months ago, I didn't know where my next meal was coming from.
  • You gotta smash & burn rubber on these hater ass niggas.
  • Oh yeah. Bitch you may be a native, but you don't RUN THIS CITY. My work speaks for itself. Your attitude speaks for you. #trash
  • Trade is for fucking purposes only. And never at your house...
  • You don't fuck with me cause I don't tolerate your bullshit and you know I'm real.
  • It's always the bitches that's causing problems, giving you hell and starting shit that never realize that they'll have to come back to the person they're fucking over to get something done. Mmmmmhmmm. It kills you doesn't it?
  • I finally found a "Hood Bitch" that lives in an upscale part of town who is well connected in street pharmaceuticals.
  • You can't trust none of these hoes.
  • My first publishing company, that I recently settled out of court with, still ain't sent me my master files. In fact let me call them right now...
  • Here this nigga go plotting crimes against the nigga thats ultimately gonna help him.
  • I love how when I came back to my office, the Vice-President of the company's card was on my desk.
  • Did I tell you I had to write a nastygram (a shit talking, eloquent letter) to my University? Anyway, the Chancellor of the school called me directly at 8 in the evening, then setup a follow up meeting with me on Tuesday...I am the catalyst for change. I'll tell you about it when it's time.
  • When I'm stressed out my bowel track goes haywire. Thank God I'll be in L.A. next week I can go see my herbalist before I hop this plane to Mercer Island.
  • I don't know why...never mind.
  • Anytime you askin' somebody what time they coming home, you up to no good. That what I used to call and ask my momma when I wanted to fuck niggas in they ass before they mommas got home.
  • That nigga loves throwing people under the bus in the meetings. I hope he knows that I'm taking notes and I'm on guard the next time he wants to try me. He did it once before.
  • I need one good ol' 69 session.
  • It's this dude in my area that I met 6 years ago back in L.A. while on my 1st book tour. He's always been nice to cuddle up with. I need to explore that...if nothing he'd be a good friend.
  • My mother is attempting to derail my plans at making her a Grandmother. I'll never ask her to babysit. I know what kind of parent she is.
  • The cover for Pop Life...
  • I love plump, spread apart cakes that I can stick my face into...
  • I'll be celebrating my Veteran's Day by blowing the back out of this active duty Marine...

11.09.2010

Tantrum Tuesday....

  • Sometimes you have to tell a bitch in big red Jesus lettering, I REFUSE TO BE DENIED! And mean that shit.
  • We all know that empty barrels make the most noise and the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Go figure.
  • You have to TAKE whats RIGHTFULLY yours...like my financial aid check bitch! Give it up. Royalties ain't what they used to be.
  • In my head, I'm looking for a senator to fuck. I need them supplemental Government perks. I don't do republicans tho.
  • So me and Tanqueray got into a fight this weekend. She won. I have a new appreciation for extra strength Excedrin. Even though he has always been my headache medicine. I'm old school but I still love Bayer.
  • Speaking of headache relievers, BC Powder is the ultimate get right. But it always reminds me of a gram of coke. :-/
  • I strived to be on time to work this morning. I've been late for two weeks. I hate coming in interacting with my new boss. At first I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But I know what works for me and what doesn't. I was here first. He's ineffective and his bully tactics do nothing but make me craft and implement an exit strategy...for him.
  • When It hit's you, it hit's you.
  • It's all subjective.
  • Nothing worse than pinned up energy. Especially if it's sexual. Especially between two men.
  • The older I get the less I want to speak and the lower my tolerance for bullshit gets.
  • Phaedra. That is all.
  • Bitch, did you see LaTavia on RHOA? Honey, she gives it to you. Mama is about to slay all of yall bitches and the demise of Beyonce is near. She will produce the spawn of Satan and will get a divorce. Remember you heard it here FIRST.
  • LeToya Luckett done already showed yall bitches up. And yall ate it too.
  • I am the Kelly Rowland of publishing. LMAO...Gag. That bitch got stacks of Euro's tho. Most niggas ain't got a passport. I'll take it. I can spend more time with my friends abroad. I'm international. I need someone sitting next to me.
  • Speaking of Europe. I'm always the only black on the plane...it sparks conversation and I always sell books on the plane. Hahahahahaha. #Hustla
  • "Turn on the mic: Throwing bitches under the bus."
  • Can I hold you tonight? I might gently kiss on your neck, stroke you and rub against your booty with my member...but I promise it's just a part of cuddling.
  • I've been blessed to meet and befriend a few of the artists that have inspired me.
  • In retrospect, "Luv" by Janet Jackson should have been the first single off of Discipline, then "Feedback," then "So Much Betta," then "Rock With U"
  • I can make any talented person a star. My only reason for being famous at this point is to make contacts to make others famous. I'll end up being a manager/A&R person of the sort...
  • I've been feelin' myself harder than usual lately. Lets see if I can snag a real date.
  • One reason why I like to date younger people is that they aren't bitter or jaded by life. I can still offer them great advice that they'll use. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Besides, they keep me young. I've been grown for such a long time, I could use a laugh and some fun. I can do without the games tho.
  • I retract my statement about dating someone between the ages of 32-45. I was just talking out of the side of my neck.
  • *Pause* I really wish someone would raise their hand and honor the contributions made by black men. I think if we were honored for two hours on B.E.T it would change the lives of many. I am so tired of the way we are portrayed and beat down upon. Granted there are issues with male/female relations, but no one ever stops and listens...would someone please give us the opportunity. I guess I'll have to do that one to.
  • Where is LaToya Jackson?
  • Can I just say I love Rahsaan Patterson.
  • You will learn to keep Excedrin Migraine on your person at all times. As well as an American Express and a corporate jet pilot on speed dial.
  • Do you have an attorney on retainer?
  • I am glad that I can sleep in on Thursday. Shot out to all of the veterans, specifically my uncle and the active duty mofo I'm diggin out.
  • That didn't belong in the same sentence.
  • Speaking of my uncle, I can't wait to see him next week. He said that we'd make a trip to Vancouver while we're on the west coast.
  • I wonder how much he sold his soul for. Was it worth it? Does he have a warranty? And what is the exchange policy? We know Satan doesn't give refunds...
  • When you take advantage of people you're only hurting yourself. Remember what happened to the boy who cried wolf.
  • Insurance is necessary for your home.
  • I knew I had a high sex drive, but damn...should I really be thinking about "eating and beating this much."
  • Ass and titties...yeah nigga!
  • My uncle told me once, "Don't get fucked in your ass." Mind you I never told him I was "gay." Even the ones that do know I "fuck around" ain't never told me no shit like that.
  • I live in the DL capital of the world.
  • "You gotta flex on the devil."
  • Don't ever buy me a ticket to fly me to your estate for the weekend to cuddle and moments before the plane takes off you call me and ask you to have a threesome with you and Larissa, I'm gonna go on ahead and put her name out there. Fuck that nasty hoebitch! I know you read my blog! Stay theeeeeeeee fawk outta my email. I'm glad I didn't make that flight. I'll never eat and beat your pussy. I don't want a baby with you.
  • *sidebar* There is something to be said for a girl that will KNOWINGLY FUCK another man's, man. You get that?
  • SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG BITCH! Ledisi and her faces Sunday night on B.E.T.
  • I'm not interested in "Breaking News" by Michael Jackson. His catalog prior to his murder sufficed. They will never let that man rest. And besides, that track does sound fake as shit.
  • There is this ghetto girl from South East D.C. that currently lives in upper NW that I'm totally fascinated with.
  • I met a rapper who is being scouted by the NFL. All kinds of GayDar was going off.
  • I met this person who knows about my work a few days ago and he was like, "You're nothing like I expected you to be." I responded, "What does that mean?" He says, "I expected you to be a big loud queen. You actually are masculine and have bass in your voice." Nonetheless, I heard about him to and he lived up to be the messy, silly, queen I knew he was going to be, which is why whenever we were at the same event, I strategically avoided him. **EYE ROLL**
  • Again, I'm not gay. I just have gay tendencies. A marketing tool.
  • I still have no names for my puppies.
  • When I wear jeans and button downs, no one takes me serious. I put on a suit and some Gucci loafers, people bow down, flirt and call me sir. Today my name was Britney Jean Spears, gimme more.
  • Why did I find a piece of cornbread in my man/laptop bag?
  • B-12 will do wonders for you.
  • These niggas never see it coming...
  • I still don't know why people play others against each other. All I have to do is add bleach to the water to get the dirt out.
  • These people hang themselves out to dry every time.
  • I know how to switch the reel right in front of you and you'll think you're watching the same show.
  • I can't wait to see my sister again. I need to take a picture...gives me a reason to buy a new digital camera.
  • Frequent Flier...
  • My oldest uncle, who clearly is a member of AARP is still salty about an email I sent instructing him not to speak to me or involve himself in my life what so ever. I'll make eye contact with him in about a weeks time. I dare this nigga to change lanes without signaling.
  • You could learn something if you weren't a bitch ass hater!
  • Takin' it to another level no passengers on my plane...silly bitch. It takes teamwork to make the dream work. You can't take credit for being light and pretty...I guess tho.
  • Why do I have massive amounts of homework due and I act as if I have nothing to do?
  • "Say say lil fine ass nigga, come out and play with me. And bring a sack of tree's. Zig-Zags please not Phillie's. Betchu wanna slide down my rainbow. Want me to fuck you like a whore. We can fall in love or we can just fake it...and be like this forever more."
  • Chipotle is calling my name.
  • You've been served. Tomorrow I'll service you again. This time I want you to give me a full frontal.

11.08.2010

Love Movement 2.8

You're sexually enticing even when you're sleeping.
I turned and looked at you when I got out of the bed this morning.
I smiled.
I paused. For a moment I lost my breath.
My heart skipped a beat.

The way the sun crept through the blinds.
The blinds that usually block out the sun.
The way the sun glistened and shined on your cocoa brown.

Your paramount, Hershey kiss nipples,
rested on your sculpted chest,
made me think...
what would it be like for them to melt in my mouth.

Strong in silence...
I wanted to feel your embrace.

Maybe one day...
Who knows what the future holds.
I wouldn't mind having it.

I'll stay in my lane...

11.05.2010

Friday Finale

  • Paul Mooney is the truth. I also believes he's gay. No Shade!
  • I'm homophobic.
  • People who have the best advice are ultimately telling you, don't fuck up like I did. I always end my advice with, "I used to be you." Never be ashamed of where you've been and what you've done. That's how you grow and stay out of bondage.
  • It doesn't make sense to argue or "hand a person their ass" (as Anthony would say) that's why my actions will always speak louder than words.
  • It's a muthafuckin shame, you gotta curse a nigga out to make him clean up after himself.
  • Speaking of actions. Since he doesn't like to wash dishes (load up the dishwasher) I removed all of the plates, saucers, bowls, forks, spoons, knives and cups out of the cabinets. Imagine the look on his face when he saw that, and read the note I left, written in red Jesus writing in the cabinet. Needless to say, when I woke up this morning, Mr. Clean himself had been in the kitchen. You would have thought that Mommy Dearest had supervised the whole effort, while the PineSol Lady cheered him on. Let's see how long it lasts.
  • Why do niggas always gotta make shit difficult for the upwardly mobile, progressive blacks?
  • One night while high (weed) in Los Angeles, I looked over at my friend and told her I wanted to do stand up. She replied, "I don't think you're that funny." I respond, "Bitch you've been laughing at everything I've said, so I must be funny." She responded "True." Never let a bitch crush your dreams on the slightest. I say all that to say, after giving a presentation in class last night, about 10 people told me I should do stand up. I signed up for amature night next weekend. I'll let you know how it goes.
  • I finally had some mind blowing sex. He wasn't expecting me to dig in his ass that deep. When we were done, "same time next week?" #hooked
  • I only want to date men 32-45 anyone under that age, more than likely can't handle my skill set...let me take that back, my package.
  • I'm not gay. Pretending to be gay makes me more interesting and popular. A marketing technique.
  • I excel at everything I do. Have you had my food or had sex with me? #Priceless Not to mention my talent and logical ability.
  • I'm not cocky, I'm just embracing who I am.
  • I'm overdue for a body wax. I shaved my chest in the shower last night. I felt liberated.
  • Next time I buy paper towels and put them in the kitchen, they shouldn't end up in the bathroom.
  • I bet he's never had his ass ate out like that before. #EatItThenBeatIt
  • Earlier this week someone said that I was the "Kelly Rowland" of publishing. Insinuating that my project is "always coming out, but ends up getting pushed back." To my knowledge I just said the tentative release date for my book like two days ago. Actions will speak louder than words.
  • Success is the best way to argue. Let your actions and work speak for itself.
  • yes...my very 1st Prince concert.
  • Ever since I sat in the front row for Anita Baker's concert a couple of years ago, I only buy premium seats.
  • This mini-family reunion is in two weeks. I'm relaxed, but I hope none of them cross me. "My love is furious, but I believe in blowin' up spots."
  • I can't way to see my uncle's 1st child. I haven't seen him since he was born last year...and I missed my annual trip to Ireland this year. He's big enough for me to pick up now.
  • I want a baby.
  • My sister and I have puppies, they are like 3 weeks old. She did not agree to the names "Tiger & Euphrates" :-/ I originally wanted the boy's name to be Bruno or Conrad. But when I held them in my arms, I came up with those cute, overly-dramatic gay man dog names. Go figure.
  • One of my twitter followers is an exact replica of Carl Thomas. I had a crush on him (Carl) senior year. Straight boys are fun to look at. I never touch them. I stay in my lane, but I always signal before I attempt to get over.
  • Most straight men don't have a problem with you being gay, as long as you know your boundaries.
  • There is this premier spot for partying that I need to be at.
  • It's time for me to start being on the circuit, gotta promote this book. I'm going to be stepping out of my comfort zone seriously to do this.
  • Why would I put myself in a Gay box? There is no such thing as gay fame.
  • When I order from staples why does the order always have to teeter on the line of 1,000 dollars.
  • OMG, so. I am coming up with this one man show called, "Turn the Mic On: Throwing Bitches under the Bus" can you fuckin' imagine when that shit hits?
  • I'm so talented I don't know what to do next.
  • It's funny how sex will change your whole mood...it's almost like weed, some good sex will make you not give a fuck about no stupid shit.
  • I really hope this nigga doesn't make me flex on him...
  • OMG speaking of flexing, please tell me you've seen this! Anytime I feel like I wanna kick a nigga in the windpipe for keeping up some silly shit, I watch that video and it's all better.
  • I am now infatuated with Mini Cooper's. I used to be infatuated with a Hummer.
  • "It's the teflon lord! Can't shoot through Jesus!"
  • Gap's fragrance for men, "Mixed" is cute.
  • I'm going to a party in the Hampton's this weekend. I wonder who will be there.
  • I can't wait to find some more money to give Nordstrom. There shoe department is sickening.
  • Don't hate because I'm me.
  • Therapy is a necessity for some...most.
  • Have a phenomenal weekend.

11.03.2010

Season 9 Pre-Show

Straight from my heart. Thank you for all of your support.

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